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Prediction

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now panel, what will be the first Heinz-Kraft? Moshe Kasher.

MOSHE KASHER: Well, the company is now so German that the new Kraft single is an unmarried German man in fetish gear covered in cheese slices and slathered in tomato ketchup.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.

ROBERTS: The Kraft 57 cookbook. Five dozen ways to prepare processed cheese product that that white people like.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Brian Babylon.

BRIAN BABYLON: All right, they will finally take the step and remix mac & cheese and swap out the cheese with caramel so it will be macaroni and caramel in a box. And it is zombie apocalypse approved.

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BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: And if Kraft-Heinz creates any of those things, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Moshe Kasher, Roxanne Roberts, Brian Babylon. Thanks to all of you wonderful people for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.

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